Guild: Humankind retirement home
Level: 99.70 (Rank 224)
Account Age: 4,104 Days
|Father Ted: It's fabulous being a priest - think of all that comfort you bring to the sick and dying. They love it, they can't get enough of it!|
Father Dougal: Well, Ted, as I said last time, it won't happen again.
Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
[pointing to some plastic cows on the table] are very small.
Those [pointing at some cows out of the window] are far away...
Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours.
Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!
Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
[Abh] 99.9% gentlemen of honour.
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